The Long Game

They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens! It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'! It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why.

Planet of the Ood

Aw, you're all Mr. Grumpy Face today. You know when grown-ups tell you 'everything's going to be fine' and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better? They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens! Did I mention we have comfy chairs?

• No… It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness.
• You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME!

The Empty Child

It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. Aw, you're all Mr. Grumpy Face today. I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why. It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. I hate yogurt. It's just stuff with bits in.

The Beast Below

Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. No… It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? I'm nobody's taxi service; I'm not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don't always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. Did I mention we have comfy chairs?

1. You hit me with a cricket bat.
2. They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens!
3. Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush.

The Family of Blood

Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. You hit me with a cricket bat. I'm nobody's taxi service; I'm not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens!